Take Me To Wonderland: Archive

Dad spends school year waving at bus, embarrassing...

earthboundstargazer: fiercebela: PARENTING: YOU’RE DOING IT SO FUCKING RIGHT “but son, i thought you loved batman?”

Jun 10th

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When you tell a ridiculous lie and your parents...

When you tell the dead ass truth and your parents don’t believe you: swaggaliciouso-> I know,right?!

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The awkward moment when you find out that, yes,...

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Amy Pond's house mystery

fewofmyfavthings: There’s third floor INSIDE Amy’s house BUT there’s NO third floor OUTSIDE Amy’s house. IT’S BIGGER ON THE INSIDE! + I’ve noticed the staircase is similar to the one from The Lodger episode. oooh… “Your house is too big, there’s too many rooms” - The Doctor

Jun 9th

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Everyone on Tumblr is like a pro at photoshop and...

Jun 9th

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accioheyachele asked: io uso firefox! e mi pare di avere visto anche io un post con una cosa che risolveva più o meno questa nuova dash... però non riesco a farlo funzionare xD forse è perchè non funziona con vista...? ò.ò
ce la faremo a ritornare come primaa? ç__ç

Jun 9th

accioheyachele asked: haaai :) te per caso hai trovato un rimedio per la nuova dash di tumblr? :/ a me non piace per niente, e sembra che ormai ce la dovremo tenere... a te piace?

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When a teacher gives you WAY TOO MUCH homework.

Do it yourself bitch

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Jun 9th

Suri Cruise Is Living A Hard Life

twism: According to Star Magazine, Suri Cruise’s shoe collection is worth $150,000. Suri’s a huge Marc Jacobs and Louboutins fans and she’s had several shoes custom-made, so if they didn’t come with a heel, Katie Holmes will get them redesigned. Suri also apparently picks out the shoes she wants Katie and Tom Cruise to wear. Sucks to be Suri, isn’t it? Drink Starbucks all day, walk in thousand...

Jun 9th

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I am the pillow quinn!: Google Guitar →

heya-sexual: aplacecalled-wonderland: shithappensfcker: How to play Google guitar: 1. Press the “keyboard” thing in the logo. 2. Press the numbers: .. — Eminem: Lose Yourself: 086-0975-9086-5432-086-0975-90 86-64265-432-3468789 Losing my Religion: 9096-8 88 8 8 …

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WHY SCHOOL

Wake up early: Get to school and see people you don’t want to see: Sitting in classes like: Stupid people in classes are stupid: Lunch time: More classes: See more people you don’t want to see: See the popular people being all: And I just sit here like: Final bell rings: On the way home: Get home and go on Tumblr all night: Realize you have homework at...

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No, Mom. I go to Hogwarts.

Mom: So are you ready for school tomorrow?
Me: What? I don't start tomorrow. I start Wednesday.
Mom: What are you talking about?
Me: September 1st is when I start, Mom.
Mom: No. Stop being silly. I'm waking you up at six tomorrow.
Me: Why? The train doesn't leave until eleven.
Mom: What train? Stop being ridiculous. You're scaring me. Now did you get all your supplies?
Me: No. I have almost everything, but I still need my owl. Will you pick it up for me?
Mom: Cindy, I'm serious. Quit.
Me: Mom. I'm scared.
Mom: Oh, honey! Why?
Me: .... What if they put me in Slytherin?
Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM.